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What is simon cabaret show in phuket? Simon Cabaret is a transgender cabaret variety show in Patong that has been running since 1991, making it one of the island’s longest-established evening attractions. Performances last around 70 minutes and run three times nightly, typically at 18:00, 19:30 and 21:00, in an air-conditioned theatre. The show mixes lip-synced musical numbers, elaborate costumes, international music styles and comedy sketches. Tickets start from around 800 THB, and it’s family-friendly with no adult content.
What the show actually is
Cabaret, not nightlife
Simon Cabaret is a theatrical variety show performed by transgender artists — often referred to locally as a ‘ladyboy show’ — built around spectacular costumes, elaborate sets and a fast-moving programme of lip-synced musical numbers, dance and comedy. The format sits closer to a Las Vegas revue than anything you’d find on Bangla Road: a purpose-built air-conditioned theatre, full production values, and a mainstream audience of families and couples.
A Phuket institution
Opened in 1991, Simon Cabaret has been running for over three decades and remains the island’s flagship cabaret venue. That longevity is part of why it’s the show most visitors mean when they search for cabaret in Phuket.
Show times and length
Three performances nightly
Simon Cabaret typically stages three shows every evening at 18:00, 19:30 and 21:00, each running around 70 minutes. All three feature the same programme, so there’s no advantage to one over another beyond how it fits your plans — the 18:00 leaves the evening free, while the 21:00 works as a finale after a day out. Schedules can shift seasonally, so confirm current times when booking.
Tickets and seating
Regular and VIP
| Seat type | Position | From |
|---|---|---|
| Regular | Standard theatre seating | ~800 THB |
| VIP | Premium rows closer to the stage | ~1,000+ THB |
| Child | Reduced rate under the height limit | ~600 THB |
Indicative rates; child pricing is height-based. Reconfirm at booking.
VIP rows are limited and go first. Child pricing is by height rather than age, so check the current threshold if you’re travelling with children.
Is it family friendly?
Yes, genuinely
This surprises people who assume otherwise given the Patong location. Simon Cabaret is a mainstream family entertainment show with no adult content — the appeal is visual spectacle and comedy, and children are frequently the most enthusiastic members of the audience. It’s a completely different proposition from Patong’s adult nightlife despite sharing a neighbourhood.
What to expect on the night
The experience
- A 70-minute programme of musical numbers and comedy sketches
- Elaborate costumes and frequent set changes
- International music styles alongside Thai numbers
- An air-conditioned theatre — bring a light layer
- Photo opportunities with performers after the show, usually for a tip
- No photography or recording during the performance
Getting there
Location and transport
Simon Cabaret is in central Patong, easy to reach by taxi, tuk-tuk or ride-hailing from most Phuket hotels. Standard tickets generally don’t include a hotel transfer, so factor transport in — especially if you’re staying outside Patong, where an evening return trip can take 30 to 60 minutes each way. See our Phuket transport options if you’d prefer a private car.
How it compares to other shows
The shortest and cheapest option
| Show | Length | From |
|---|---|---|
| Simon Cabaret | ~70 min | ~800 THB |
| Muay Thai fight night | ~2–2.5 hrs | ~1,500 THB |
| Carnival Magic | ~4–5 hrs | ~1,750 THB |
| Phuket FantaSea | ~3–4 hrs | ~1,800 THB |
Simon Cabaret is the quickest and most affordable of the main options.
See the full comparison in our best evening show guide.
Tips for booking
Getting it right
- Book ahead — capacity is limited and high season sells out
- Choose VIP if you want to be close to the stage
- Pick the show time that fits your dinner, not the programme
- Arrange your own transport or book a private transfer
- Bring a light layer for the air-conditioned theatre
See our show options or contact our team to check availability. Our Phuket lady boy show guide covers the format in more depth.
Frequently asked questions
What is Simon Cabaret show in Phuket?
It’s a transgender cabaret variety show in Patong running since 1991, lasting around 70 minutes. The programme mixes lip-synced musical numbers, elaborate costumes, international music styles and comedy in an air-conditioned theatre.
What time is Simon Cabaret?
Typically three performances nightly at 18:00, 19:30 and 21:00, each about 70 minutes. All three feature the same programme, so choose whichever fits your evening plans rather than expecting different content.
How much are Simon Cabaret tickets?
From around 800 THB for a Regular seat, with VIP seating closer to the stage costing more. Child pricing is based on height rather than age, at a reduced rate of roughly 600 THB.
Is Simon Cabaret suitable for children?
Yes. It’s a mainstream family entertainment show with no adult content — the appeal is costumes, staging and comedy, and children are often among the most enthusiastic audience members.
Can you take photos at Simon Cabaret?
Not during the performance — cameras and recording devices aren’t permitted inside the theatre. Photo opportunities with performers are usually available afterwards, typically in exchange for a small tip.
Is a hotel transfer included?
Generally no. Standard tickets are admission only, so arrange your own transport to Patong by taxi, tuk-tuk or ride-hailing, or book a private transfer separately, particularly if you’re staying outside Patong.
Book with confidence
Show days, performance times and ticket prices change from season to season, and some dates add extra performances. For a smooth evening, book with a TAT-licensed operator (License No. 34/02294), confirm your seat category, buffet and transfer inclusions in writing, and reconfirm current prices and availability at the time of booking. Advance booking is strongly recommended for premium seats, which sell out first in high season.
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